"I think there's some money somewhere in this desk," Eugene (Peterson) Trofimenko, Financial Aid Director at MB Biblical Seminary said to thin air. "I know if I keep looking hard enough that we can find some spare change."Peterson-Trofimenko has been known to search high and low, near and far, for any amount of money to put into the coffers of students at MBBS.
"Yeah, dude, it's my job," Peterson-Trofimenko added.
While there may be more money in crazy places like banks and other lending establishments, Peterson-Trofimenko has been known to think outside of the box, or push the envelope, in hopes of securing funding for students.
According to an unnamed source deep within the administration building at the MB Biblical Seminary (Nancy Williams, Administrative Assistant and -- alleged -- super secret agent for governmental affairs involving fictional hocus pocus in educational circles) Peterson-Trofimenko has been seen hovering over small holes in the grass at the seminary at odd times during the day.
"Oh yeah, I saw him the other day with a small gardening trowel digging as if his life depended on it," remarked the unnamed source named Nancy. "I took a picture of it for proof."
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