The buzz around campus hums at an audible level as MB Biblical Seminary faculty, staff and students learn of the impending arrival of a very special campus guest."Andy, have you heard the news?" asked one staff member (named Jason) in breathless excitement. "We have a very special guest coming to campus. I bet you can't guess who it is!"
(I guessed it on the first try, since I have sources deep within the confines of MBBS.)
Another student reportedly dashed to the T-shirt print shop to make a special shirt welcoming the visitor. When this reporter confirms the message on said shirt it will surely be reported in this tablet of truth known as Sembits.
While some rumors had a famous actor known for saving the world in 24 hours sprints once per year, this reporter must stand on the facts. Said actor is not the special visitor.
Rather, we at MB Biblical Seminary prepare and plan for the arrival of Justin Hiebert from Hillsboro, Kansas.
"Yes, it's true, I'll be on campus for a short time around Thanksgiving," said Hiebert in a Sembits exclusive interview. "My schedule is pretty booked, so I might not have time to meet either the press or the president while in Fresno.
"But I'll make sure to be available for signing a few autographs and posing for a few photos for the paparazzi."
Eagerly waiting for a message from Hiebert, this reporter wondered aloud, "How should I break such a big story? What do I tell my loyal readers about this visit?"
Fortunately, Hiebert answered my question with frank humility.
"Just be sure to include 'hottest recruit in MBBS history...'"
The End.
